June 2012
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quazza:
Reminder to my followers that if you want me to tag anything for your convenience or because of triggering content then I am more than willing to do so
brandnewswastikas:
If a vegan eats something, that food is now vegan. That’s how it works.
brandnewswastikas:
My lips vs Your lips
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Watchthedismembermentflan:
okay i’m done
thiefofdick:
if you misgender someone just because you don’t like them then you deserve to fall asleep on your back and have someone pee in your mouth and just have the pee sit there until you wake up and try to breathe in and start coughing and sputtering hours old pee everywhere
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Watchthethrillofit:
narweenie:
this was suppsoed ot be a video of me serenading my friggin almoNDS BUT THEN I NOTICED SPIDER WAS WALKING ALONG THE WINDOW JESUS
rebloggin so narin can see herself
imganon:
adamusprime:
gtb records stands for ganon the bear
in the background of every track is me saying “i can bearly believe it”
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aversebliss:
Wingnut Dishwasher’s Union - Stop...
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halvinandcobbes:
one time during either my sophomore or junior year of high school i forgot to bring money for lunch so i just walked around the cafeteria and asked people to donate to the united negro fund and got enough money to buy lunch that day
god
i’m
really not proud of everything i’ve done
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pushypaws:
people are allowed to have some fat on their bodies
it’s really okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
their unhealthy, gluttonous insides are not going to somehow crawl inside of you! i know that’s a common fear but it’s all a myth!!!!!! they’re actually just people!!!! humans!!!!!!!!! they won’t hurt you!!!!!!! and because they’re human, that means they have regular human feelings too!!!!!!!!!!!...
iamrickperry:
dis post is dedicatd to the ppl who think dat bein random ‘loLz lulz’ is funny
wat is worng wit u
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vondell-swain:
he was a soulja boy, she said see you loulja boy
troyandabed:
as long as no one dislikes neutral milk hotel we’re good here
May 2012
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“There are certain emotions in your body that not even your best friend can...”
– Björk (via michaelsnot)
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MAY 31, 2012
fuckinghomepage:
IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. THE DAY BIG BEN STARTED KEEPING TIME.
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
FUCKING RELAX.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WOODY’S PRICK DAD WAS A CRIMINAL FOR THE MOB. HE ONCE KILLED A FEDERAL JUDGE, MAYBE EVEN JFK. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
LEARN WHICH SHIT COMPLEMENTS OTHER SHIT. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
A FUCKING ESSENTIAL TEXT...
sweetbuttsv2:
rolls around
thinks about cute boy
chrismello:
my super conservative christian cousin asked me why i don’t want him to hear my comedy
i’ve spent all day perfecting abortion jokes
